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Bet You Never Thought Anyone Could Write A Poem About Purell!
November 15, 2008
the instant hand sanitizer is Purell
the gooey feel, the dizzying smell
it kills 99.9% of germs
between your fingers, the Purell squirms
stop Staph! Stop Staph! the bottle yells
a story of hygiene it tells
it seeps in through the skin
stop Staph! Stop Staph! my Purell sings
on my hands it's very cold
stories of cleansliness are told
I drown my hands in Purell
in personal hygiene, I will excel
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