ABOUT ME
Please don't take any of my criticisms to heart;
I'm only offering advice for how to make your stories/poems/etc. better

INTERESTS AND FAVORITES
Books: Ayoade on Ayoade; A Cinematic Odyssey, Naruto Manga, That one book Shane Dawson wrote, Every children's book ever
Music: All Nicki Minaj albums, Everything Miley Cyrus hasn't had any part in, I'm Trash ft. Iggy Azalea, Kanye West's speech at the 2015 VMAs
Movies: All the Paranormal Activities, 50 Shades of Gray, The Interview, Every Scooby-Doo movie in existence
TV Shows: The Real Housewives of Orange County, Bubble Guppies, That one channel with all the static, 4-hour-long paid advertising blocks
Interests: Churning Butter, People-watching (ages 60+), Hate-watching YTPs, Screaming into the void