Wake up in a hurry, it's 5 a.m.

Pressure and stress when your flight leaves in 10

Sure enough, you're stuck at security in that darn, long line

5 minutes left! You tell yourself you'll be fine

No fear though, you did run, you did sprint

To find the child behind's in a fit

Restlessly kicking, your chair does shake

Ignorance and Nonchalance you do try to fake

Not to mention you have that horrid middle seat

On the right, the woman snores, and you know you're in for a "treat"

And now that fatefull time has now come...
In that tiny lavatory you have "so much fun"

finally, the plane ride's over! You're at your destination

And you know you're ready for a nice tropical vacation