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"Lorde" of the Rings

November 25, 2014
By HeHasAName SILVER, Gilbert, Arizona
HeHasAName SILVER, Gilbert, Arizona
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I’ve never seen a halfling in the flesh
Cut my teeth on evil rings in Mordor
And I’m not proud of my address
In a big old shire, no hobbit hole empty

 

But everyday is like gold ring, Gandalf, tripping over mushrooms
Blood mad orcses tracking down the Fellowship
We don’t care, we’ll get to Rivendell across the stream
And everybody’s like Nazgul, dwarf mines, presents from the elf queen
Rowboats, rock path, Gollum on a rope leash
We don’t care, yeah we just walk straight up in there

Cause we’re going to Mordor (Mordor)
We’re the people out of luck
Adventure filled with blood and guts
Aragorn, Gimli, Legolas
Let me be a hero (hero)
You can call me Frodo
And baby its mine, its mine, its mine, its mine
Let me have my precious


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A friend and I helped each other write this.


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on Dec. 2 2014 at 2:50 pm
DayOfTheMidnightSun BRONZE, Athens, Other
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Favorite Quote:
&ldquo;The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.&rdquo; <br /> ― H.P. Lovecraft<br /> &quot;Le vent se l&egrave;ve! . . . Il faut tenter de vivre!&quot;<br /> -Paul Valery

This is hilarious! I seriously can just imagine gollum singing precious in the end (and it almost killed me! [laughing, of course][Gollum being my favourite charater])!...............................................................................................Precious, heheh...........  

on Nov. 30 2014 at 4:45 pm
HeHasAName SILVER, Gilbert, Arizona
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Sorry, this should have been in fan fiction.