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My $ass
My sass is untamed
It cannot be contained
My sassiness is beyond extreme
It’s more than just a dream
Gurrrrrl
My Sass is fo’ real.
You cannot fathom
my sassiness, madame
My sass is the greatest thing
Because I am the king.
(Well, really the queen..)
Gurrrrrl
My sass will make you kneel...
My sass is like a roaring lion.
My sass is as hot as a Paraguayan.
My sass is like a punishing force
My sass is like an elegant horse.
Gurrrrrl
My sass will make you squeaL
You got nothing on my sass
And I ain’t even go to sass class.
My sass is smoother than sheer glass
The mass of my sass is as great as my a**!
(OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!)
Gurrrrl
My sass is a big deal..
My sass has got limitless appeal.
My sass is most indeed ideal.
My sass is seems quite unreal..
My sass is almost quite surreal.
But there's one thing I need to reveal
(Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!)
MY SASS IS BETTER THAN YOURS!
(Bam, as I walk off stage.)
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Don't be mad, Zimmy; soon the whole world will know your name. :P
Don't be mad, Zimmy; soon the whole world will know your name. :P