Can you keep a secret?
I think you really can!
See I like this boy...
no wait, he is a MAN.

He has a laugh that is so big,
and a heart that is pure gold.
He makes me smile all night long,
and he's someone I want to love and hold.

He doesnt... exactly know,
that I'm in love with him,
see he's kinda a popular guy,
you know... always in the gym?

Why of COURSE he doesn't know me,
I'm just a lowly nerd,
but do believe me when I say,
I will soon be heard.

See I have the perfect plan,
that will surley get,
the heart of this great wonderful guy,
now I all I need is for him to sit,

next to ME.