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Sexy Toaster MAG
December 18, 2009
I
This tart appliance
can turn on any bagel
in her hot embrace
II
Industrial strength
steel and heated copper coils
Pleasure perfected
© Tina S., Monmouth Junction, NJ
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Leahrose211 said...
on Apr. 6 2011 at 12:11 pm
no one wouldve thought of writing this and the fact that you did is great. love it and great personification
AlisRed said...
on Apr. 6 2011 at 11:57 am
Wow...Just wow I mean I feel in love again...with the toaster! Great personification! :D
babyfacejack said...
on Apr. 6 2011 at 11:56 am
this poem comes from the heart and i enjoyed the name
slichwala1 said...
on Apr. 6 2011 at 11:53 am
this poem is a good poem about how a toaster always makes perfection like this poem is talking about
jmurph said...
on Apr. 6 2011 at 11:50 am
The idea of this poem is great, makes me want toast. Really nice job with it, I love it!
Strangecolor BRONZE said...
on Apr. 1 2011 at 10:30 pm
Scary? How? It's just a sweet, little toaster.... lol
IamtheshyStargirl PLATINUM said...
on Apr. 1 2011 at 6:11 pm
Whoa. This... is kinda scary...
But good, scary but good. I guess.
Baha.
Strangecolor BRONZE said...
on Jan. 25 2011 at 9:26 am
YOU JUST MADE MY DAY.... and I'm a little concerned. :)
Strangecolor BRONZE said...
on Jan. 25 2011 at 9:25 am
Yeah, I don't think most people do... thank you!
Strangecolor BRONZE said...
on Jan. 25 2011 at 9:24 am
I am here to open your mind to strange new things... and Apples to Apples is the greatest game, agreed. :)
Thanks!
Strangecolor BRONZE said...
on Jan. 25 2011 at 9:22 am
You mean, "way to think outside the"...um...the.... REFRIGERATOR!
Thanks :)
BARBIE said...
on Jan. 19 2011 at 1:16 pm
I LOVE IT!!! THIS IS MY LIFE
Sally Smith said...
on Jan. 19 2011 at 1:11 pm
I have never thought of a toaster like this. It is very creative and you are really thinking out of the box.
BeautifulCacophony SILVER said...
on Jan. 12 2011 at 3:52 pm
Well, that was fantastic!!! I will never see a toaster the same way again. :)
Great poem, it was quirky and hilarious, but still very well written!!
And Apples to Apples is the greatest game of the planet.
GodsGirl36 PLATINUM said...
on Jan. 12 2011 at 10:12 am
That. Is. EPIC! :D
Never thought of a toaster that way before...way to think outside the box! ;-)
Strangecolor BRONZE said...
on Dec. 18 2010 at 2:07 pm
The game Apples to Apples? Have you ever played it? There's one card that has an adjective and you have seven random cards in your hand that have some sort of noun. The goal is to try and play what you think is the best noun described by the adjective and another player "judges" everyone's noun cards once they are down (the judge position rotates each turn). At the time the adjective was "sensual" and I was at a lost for anything in my hand, so I just played "toaster." And I ended up winning the round.... it was just a fun night with some friends :)
Strangecolor BRONZE said...
on Dec. 14 2010 at 10:05 pm
That it did ;D
Strangecolor BRONZE said...
on Dec. 14 2010 at 10:02 pm
I'm confused too, honestly... but thanks for liking it! Teehee
justsmileanddance PLATINUM said...
on Dec. 14 2010 at 4:01 pm
confused by this but i like it!!
