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An Apple a day keeps the doctor away
better though yet a bichon frise.
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always avoid an insomniacs bout
of totally treeless forest ness
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while your heart is out strolling
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and the eight of King Henry's
come nocking at your door
be sure to have a "Gone Fishin'" sign
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