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Spider Bites
August 2, 2012
If you want to stay safe,
From all the spider bites this year.
I suggest you steer clear,
Of all the widows, my dear.
Keep a look out at your church,
And while walking to the mall.
No, don’t go down that block,
It’s infested with them all.
But, if you want to steer clear,
Of all the spider bites this year.
Then I’d stay away from daddy.
‘Cause daddy’s are spiders too,
You know.
© Victoria R., Derry, NH
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