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Wife Changing The Locks

May 3, 2012
By TrevorB123 BRONZE, Monticello, Illinois
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Wife Changing The Locks
I was so mad
My wife changed the locks
She probably feels so bad
I invited all the jocks
To bust down the door
They didn’t do any good
Neither did the boar
I knew that they would
I was so flabbergasted
I went to chop wood
The door broke down
When the door fell down inside there was a big hairy clown

© Mohini S., Brookline, MA

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It is about a guy that is mad at his wife for changing the locks on the house.
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