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Steel Bar Schoolyard
So I walked into school one day
My politics on my shirt
And someone kicked my ***
So they banned politics on shirts
Because we can’t have that kind of behavior
So I walked into school one day
And my peers smuggled booze in bottles
Bottles for water, and they got hammered
So they banned bottles of water
Because we can’t have that kind of behavior
So I walked into school one day
And my peers smuggled knives in their pockets
They stabbed one another, but knives had already been banned
So they banned having pockets
Because we can’t have that kind of behavior
So I walked into school one day
And all the fists of my peers were raised
And they fought and bloodied each other
So they banned having hands
Because we can’t have that kind of behavior
So I walked into one day
And I tripped on a pipe
And with no hands to balance, I died
So they banned all the pipes in the school
But now I have no behavior
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