Once upon a time
In a far away land
Lived a girl and a boy
And itty bitty ham

This ham was quite tiny
Smaller then most
About the size of a piece of burnt toast
So the boy and the girl decided to share
But the boy changed his mind
He was too hungry to bear

The very next day in this far away land
The girl noticed something she didn’t understand
You see the boy was sitting on the kitchen floor
Snarling and chewing the meat off the bone

“What are you doing” exclaimed the young girl
But the boy was too busy
And the meat was all gone
So the girl grabbed her knap sack
And went strait through the door

She ran and she ran
To an even farther away land
Where their were magical berries
And fruits of all kinds
In this far away place
The girl ate as much as she pleased
And sat among the giant oak trees

In the girls free time
She baked in the sun
Admiring its yellow seduction for fun
Then one day she thought of the boy shed left behind
He ate just one meal, and in return shed got nine

The next day she ventured
Back to the boy
Carrying a sack full of fruity, sweet joy
The boy saw the girl
And he wept at her feet
“Thank you” he cried
“You are so sweet”