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Horoscopes
January 30, 2010
He tried to explain horoscopes to me
As my exhausted mind tried to comprehend
These moon signs, sun signs,
Whatever other celestial body signs
And his patience sent me into a spiral of guilt
Because my impatience made me want to
Throw my Cancer crabs at his face
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