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My First 'F'
January 7, 2010
Stop staring
And giving
That condescending
Smile
This pop quiz is such a
Crime
You know that
I don't know
What friction is
Today
On Friday my brain is
Asleep
I'll study
Next time I prom-
Ise
Just relieve me of this
Crime
I promise
I promise
I'll say it more
If you want me to
Oh, God
My death certificate will say
"Death by drowing
In her make-up work"
Please
Please
Save me
I guess I'll
Just guess
Maybe I'm psychic
But all I know is
I'm gonna get an F
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