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Real Fairy Tales
September 16, 2009
Jack and Jill
Didn’t go up the hill
Cause they had running water.
When Jack fell down
And broke his crown
They rushed him to the emergency room
Snow White can’t get a freaking man
Cause they want a girl with a healthy tan
When the witch came, offering crops
Snow White got smart and called the cops
Cinderella wants a dress for the ball
Screw that freaking fairy, she goes to the mall
And when her step-mom made her nervous
Cinderella called Child Protection Service
Prince Charming hoped he could make people cower
But it turns out Parliament has all the real power.
© Jayce H., Itasca, TX
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Joob-Stache GOLD said...
on May. 16 2010 at 4:05 pm
This is my fav. poem of urs Ashee...... :)
