I have a little voice
Who tells me what to do
So all the bad things I did
He told me too, it's true!

I didn't do my homework
But it really wasn't my fault
It said, "You don't need to do it,
Homework's for kids, you're an adult

I didn't kick the blocks
Though it might've looked like that
It was that voice through and through
If I could I'd smoosh him flat!

My Mom took me to the doctor
She said that she was scared
But fear from that evil voice
Cannot be compared

That doctor said I need surgery
He'll have to put me out
I said, "I have no evil voice,
I don't know what you're talking about!"