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Is it the Most Wonderful Time of the Year?
Sung to the tune of: It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year
It's the most distressing time of the year
With the doctors all quelling
And everyone telling you do not come near
It's the most sensible time to fear
It's the nast-nastiest season of all
With those crude six-foot spacings and flippant face casings
No friends to “hey y’all!”
It's the drear-dreariest season of all
There'll be notices posted
‘Bout riots & votings
And rumors of ward overflows
There'll be bad COVID cases
Vaccine making races
Zoom meetings that bring us much woe
It's the most distressing time of the year
There'll be much frantic buying
And people all trying
To grab the TP
It's the most stressful time of the year
“We’re not really boasting
But we’re good at roasting
People who won’t take our vaccines”
“Fauci’s acting like the Tories
Please stop telling stories
You’re doin’ it for all ‘o the dough!”
It's the most depressing time of the year
There'll be much things forgoing
And people not knowing how things really appear
It's the most distressing time
Yes, the most depressing time
Oh, the most confusing time
Of the year
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This ballad is a parody on the lyrics of It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year. It started out as a writing assignment, but I just kept going. I hope you can relate and appreciate a comical summary of our past year. Enjoy!