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Not My Type
January 27, 2009
We are not compatible,
Are makes are not alike,
You are old and grey,
And I am young and white.
I work hard,
I get the job done.
You are slow and lazy,
And often doze off.
I am kind and pretty,
And I have a reputation to keep,
While you, I must say,
Are a pigheaded slob.
Sure, I've changed a bit,
To fit your needs,
But what about you?
Would you change for me?
I'm in my prime.
I'm into art and words and socializing,
But you expired long ago,
And now you are like rotting produce to me.
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