Take some pine
A few branches
Put it in a big giant pot
Crush some glass
And put some red, orange, yellow, and green
Blue, purple, and pink food coloring in
Take some wires and hooks
Mix it good until you can't see the pine needles
Pour it in a tree shaped mold
Put it in the oven at 10,000 degrees
Keep it in the oven for 1 hour
You will know when it's ready
It will sparkle like the stars
Shine like your smile
Take it out
Let it cool
When your parents come home
Let it shine the brightest ever
Put a star on the top
It will be the best Christmas tree baked ever