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I am good for what hurts you.
I can cure sorrow and loneliness,
By making people come out of nowhere,
By turning your sorrow into happiness,
By tasting like candy.
You would have laughed if you had seen me:
Make jokes,
Throw pies at people,
Splash water in people’s faces.
Warning: I may cause your head to fall off.
Do not take before sleep.
Cheer up!
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