My mind has gone a little hazy.
I think I'm going kind of crazy.

My family takes me to a place,
where medicine puts folks in their place.

These people give me a white jacket,
But why does it have metal brackets?

The walls are made of concrete slab
In every room except the LAB

My friend tells me they shock your mind,
making you think things are in rewind.

The pills they gave me take their toll,
putting me out of complete control!

Then I'm put in a padded room,
the horrid color makes me loom.

Hours, days, or weeks have passed,
juts how long will this nonsense last?!?

But alas! they now come to take me out,
I say "MY NAME IS SAUR-KRAUT!"

The doc jus says "give her more time
AND then I say, "SWEET LEMON LIMES!"

The doc's convinced that I'm quite the loony,
And if he dont like it I'll say "PEPPERONI!"