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The Orange Lament
Oh, I am so sad
The Orange said
Why what rhymes with my name?
Nothing comes to my head.
Why couldn’t I be
A grape or pear?
It just isn’t fair
It isn’t, I swear
Sure, I taste great,
Better than figs
Better than peaches
So why is my heart
Falling to pieces?
No one ever sings
No one ever writes
About an orange
I’m a sorry sight.
Wait, can it be
This person is writing a poem of me?
Oh jolly good!
Great is she!
And wait,
She just thought of a rhyme
So you can rhyme with orange, anytime!
Think of the word
Cheng zi
Chinese for orange
I proved everyone wrong
Heee-Heee!
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