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Fanciful Flounderings And "Arise, O Trout!" MAG
My mind floats along
Like so many forgotten moldy loofahs in the sea.
My heartstrings go "Zing."
The strings being like sinews of gimp
Braided gimp intertwined with memories of you
Ripping at my sinews with joy.
Joy!
Bladderwrack swims gently through my spleen.
Joy, Joy! (joy ...?)
The scent of glee
Circles to my nose
Like spirogyra,
So unlike the putrid Gefilte Fish.
O, defenestrate my acrid trout!
I'll find a new kipper:
One that loves me
And calls me "Schnookums"
O, bliss. O, jubilant melodies of ichthyology.
Will you know just how they were?
Gills can sense that scent of myrrh.
Do you smile at sea-born dreams
Like the mariner and his seamen?
Arise, O trout!!!
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