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Wile E. Coyote
A: Today is the day, I say to myself
B: When she dashes across this arid plane
A: Once and for all, what I drop from this shelf
B: Will lodge itself in her, not my, brain
C: Anvils crates, snares, explosive dynamite
D: Boulders, sticks, grease, and paint - all Acme made
C: My calculations, my timing, just right
D: No more illusions, full belly belayed
E: With a button push the quicksand deploys
F: That bird is coming, I lay on the side
E: So great her speed, the trap she destroys
F: And the sand and my body coincide
G: Up to my ankles I sink, I sink, meep
G: The sound, anger and fury echo, meep
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