Juuls.

The greatest invention

of this generation.

Without Juuls,

teens would just

be on their phones.

Instead they are constantly

going to the bathroom

to talk to each other,

face to face.

Since the invention of

Juuls,

social interaction has skyrocketed.

Anyways, phone usage

is the only real epidemic

that we face.

Juuls are creating jobs.

Without selling Juul pods, dozens of teens

would have no other income.

Juuls are growing our economy.

Anyways, economic growth

is the only thing

that we care about.

Why should we worry

about our youth

being addicted

to nicotine

when we have more important things

to worry about

like phone usage

and economic growth.