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Please Just Let Me Sleep!
Ugh!Great its 5a.m. and its time for me to force my ass out of bed. With a loud thud I hit the floor. Great I landed on a toy that my little brother so kindly left at my bed-side. Isn't this wonderful, its Sunday, I'm tired, and know I have a G.I. Joe up my ass. Then my mom walks in. Oh hi mom, want to help me get up? No? Okay, just yell at me about not getting up when you want me to. You know what, screw it, I'm going back to sleep. You can wake me up at 6 when I'm at least able to function. No? FINE! At least pull the toy out of my as!!!
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