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Taking Down a Kangaroo

June 6, 2015
By Anonymous

Due to their peaceful nature, kangaroos are usually pretty amicable creatures. However, if you try to anger one, the dangers of being around it can enhance quite quickly. If you want to fight a kangaroo, do not buy the kind of gear that is frugal and will break easily, or else your life will be much more evanescent than originally planned. If you were to survive an attack by a kangaroo, you’d be an extremely fortuitous person because not many have survived. The best way to take down a kangaroo is to collaborate with at least three other people, that is if you were going to attempt it bare handed. If the fight gets too heated and you’re getting beat down too much, you can try to compromise with the animal as a last resort. However, in most cases this does not work because they speak no english whatsoever. You may also attempt to cause the kangaroo to be sad by beginning to censure it repeatedly. The outcome can end with deleterious damage to your body and mind or just another anecdote to joke about aside your friends.


The author's comments:

Well, I once had a rough run-in with a kangaroo. I barely made it out alive, making this a life changing day for me. I wanted to inform others of the dangers of kangaroos and how to avoid getting hurt when coming across one.


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