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50 Things I'll Never Do

May 29, 2014
By JacobM1 SILVER, Murphy, North Carolina
JacobM1 SILVER, Murphy, North Carolina
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1.
Swim as far as I can in the ocean
2.
Watch a twilight marathon
3.
Try frog legs
4.
Skydive
5.
Run a marathon
6.
Create world peace
7.
Fly
8.
Transport
9.
Lift a train with my hands
10.
Turn invisible
11.
Part the red sea
12.
See bigfoot
13.
Talk to a alien
14.
Kill a man
15.
Commit suicide
16.
Kiss a frog
17.
Swim in a swamp
18.
Never kill a bear
19.
Fight a shark
20.
I’ll never go up to chuck Norris and break His leg
21.
I’ll never eat bacon in front of a pig
22.
I’ll never visit Narnia
23.
I’ll never get kicked by a kangaroo
24.
Feed a dog chocolate
25.
I’ll never have a dance battle with Jagger
26.
I’ll never enter a twerk contest
27.
I’ll hit a girl
28.
I’ll never walk over hot coals
29.
I’ll never be on American idol
30.
I’ll never summon bloody Mary
31.
Ill sweet chin music Shawn Michaels
32.
I’ll never fight Brock Lesnar
33.
When they call for Slim Shady I won’t stand up
34.
I’ll never stab somebody 33 times
35.
I’ll Never drop kick Coach Shields
36.
I’ll never do the flip kick like karate kid
37.
I’ll never shoot a Bald Eagle
38.
I’ll never walk through walls
39.
I’ll never have a spidy sense
40.
I’ll never fall off a bike
41.
I’ll never catch magi carp
42.
I’ll never be immortal
43.
I’ll never be in Dauntless
44.
I’ll never own a Iphone
45.
I’ll never kill a mocking bird
46.
I’ll never trip on my shoelace fall off of a bridge onto razor sharp umbrellas
47.
I’ll never play hide and seek with a dinosaur
48.
I’ll never marry someone in Robbinsville
49.
I’ll never volunteer as tribute
50.
I’ll never write this PA again.



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