I tried to skip down the stairs.

I tripped and I fell.

But don’t worry I got back up and I kept on skipping. I dashed into my dining room so we could sing Happy Birthday to my mom. She had an amazing looking cookie cake with a giant icing candy corn on it. The cake was taunting me. We had to wait until my sister came home to eat it. The suspense was killing us. Finally her dad dropped her off and we all sang Happy Birthday very loudly and obnoxiously. It was a delicious cake and we devoured it. Then we got into sharing our stories.

I don’t get to see my sister’s dad that often. We call him Ne-Ne. I know I know it’s a weird name, but my family has a lot of weird names. Anyways, we started to tell our stories.

“Okay, so I was watching Emma and all of a sudden I see her crawl over to the glass door and she stuck her face against it and licked it for like five minutes. Then I went over and I picked her up. I took her to the sink and I rinsed her mouth out with apple juice!” Ne-Ne shouted.
“Remember she is only about 7 months old but still she needs to learn that licking a glass door is GROSS!” Ne-Ne exclaimed.

We were all laughing our heads off. Ne-Ne always has the funniest stories to tell. But he had more to tell. There are two more stories that I just have to tell. Okay so Ne-Ne gets back to telling his stories once we all caught our breath and could breathe again. This next one is funny but kind of mean.

“Okay, so I was in the store and I looked over my shoulder and all I see was this little girl and she, no offence, but she was a little chubby. She was running as fast as her little legs could carry her!” Ne-Ne announced.

“Then she slipped and she fell hard on her butt! But then she got back up and did a little skip hop and she kept on running.” My younger sister Taylor said.

“All of the sudden Taylor, right there in the store, starts to burst out laughing! I had to cover her mouth because she was so loud the whole store could hear her. It was very mean of her to do it.” Ne-Ne explained.

“I couldn’t help it!” Taylor screamed.

“It was just too funny!” Ne-Ne exclaimed.

We were all on the floor dying because we were laughing so hard. Once we all came back to life, we started to tell our stories again. This one is the last one, I promise.

“We leave that store and go to another one. When we go to the store Taylor walks right in just thinking: la la la la and I wait outside. I was waiting for the perfect time to strike. When she turned her head I screamed as loud as I could (and I am pretty loud) HIIWAKATAKALOSHO I AM THE SPIDER MONKEY!!! Then Taylor sprinted down to the other side of the store and cried because she was so scared.” Ne-Ne exclaimed.
“Yeah and you chased me all around the store like a crazy person Dad!!!!!” Taylor screamed. “You are so weird dad. The people that worked there probably called the cops when we left!”

“It’s not like we were ever going to see them again! I mean come on Taylor. Just lighten up a little!” Ne-Ne said.

"I know I know! Okay, well I want more cake now!"

And that is pretty much how that night went. By the way the cookie cake was delicious.

"Yawn, I’m tired. GOODNIGHT EVERYONE!" I screamed.

After that I trudged upstairs. I put my fuzzy pink pajamas on. They felt like an amazing and warm haven for my skin! Then I slowly walked to the bathroom. I held my tooth brush in my hand and started brushing. Then I brushed my hair ever so carefully then walked into my room. I plopped onto my very plush bed. I put my three confuters over top of me and within two minutes I was out like a light. THE END!!!