Last night I dreamt I was in Jamaica by the turquoise water sippin’ on virgin pina colada.  George Washington sailed through the Atlantic Ocean and showed up on the beach and he brought Adam Sandler with him.  The hotel service had a huge buffet from scrambled eggs to squid.  I jumped in delight because there were 67 different things to choose from.  I said adios to Elle, the waitress in the restaurant because it was time for a nap.  It was a rainy day and I heard a loud bang come from outside it must’ve been some pretty loud thunder.  After the storm passed through I walked down to the beach.  They had Drake playing and I heard him say, “I remember I told you I loved you, that was really in the past tense.”  I thought that was Glaze because he can’t get over his ex.  Turns out that the MLB is doing a series down in Jamaica and I saw some of my favorite baseball players and hope one day to be in the MLB.  All of the players had Yeezy 350s on.  I did the mathematics and it calculated to have cost the MLB almost $50,000 on just their shoes alone.  The sky quickly turned dark out of nowhere and everyone was worried as to what was going to happen.  A dragon appeared with his fiery breath and I said, “Oh come on now you’ve got to be kidding me,” just like my grandma always said.  I then woke up and realized that it was all a dream.