I am different.
I am special.
I have power.
I have an advantage.
Others are stuck with the life they get.
But not me.
I have dated the hottest guy in town, am best friends with the most popular girl in school, went to a wild party last night, am in a secret government organization, was born in Sweden, get straight A's, wear a size one, am the object of infatuation from countless boys, am fifteen years old, didn't tell anyone I was dating you, honest!, was asked to formal by your eighteen-year-old brother, used to be homeless, and always, always tell the truth.
Can you do all of these things?
No.
But I can.
I can do anything I want.
I am a liar.