You don’t know me yet, but trust me…you will. You could consider me a friend, if you wish, but never will I be an enemy. I want to help you. I have seen how you walk around the school with your head hanging low. Shuffling through the hallways wishing you could just disappear. What if I told you I could help you disappear? It won’t happen over night, but if you choose to be my friend I will slowly help you get everything you have ever wanted. I’ve notice how you look at the popular girls, your eyes longing to look like them with their double zero short skirts on, and their long blonde hair. I’ve seen how you sit by the trash cans at lunch and eat alone everyday. I have seen it all and I can help.

You don’t have to trust me yet, but take it from me I am kind of a miracle worker. Let me actually introduce myself. My name is Ana. I’m everything you could ask for in a friend. Encouraging, loyal, trustworthy, and anything you could as for. I will always be around and you won’t feel alone anymore because you will always have me. Once we are friends we are friends for life, that’s a promise.

Quick disclaimer though. If your friends with me, you can’t have any other friends. We only are allowed to do what I want to do. No exceptions. You have to listen to me all the time. You can’t let your family be too close to you because I have a feeling they won’t like me.

Hear me out though, my friendship will give you what you want. You’ll be skinny, pretty, and popular. You’ll no longer feel hungry and your clothes will shrink. You’ll feel lighter and weightless, and most of all you will feel happy.

So if you so choose to accept this great offer, know that you will be greatly satisfied with the results. I look forward to our friendship. Did I forget to mention my full name is Anorexia?