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An Argument Between a Brain and Heart
Heart: Gosh, when is she going to finish her homework? I want to playyyy.
Brain *rolls eyes*: She’s taking her time. Don’t you ever have any patience, Heart?
Heart *wails*: I do. Just not now. When is she going to ever finish her Math homework?
Brain: She has a test next week. She needs to study. Let her be.
Heart: But it’s awfully boring here. She’ll be fine. We have two more days left. It’s the weekend. Let’s do something exciting.
Brain: Like jumping off a cliff?
Heart: Exactly like jumping off a cliff! Let’s go skydiving!
Brain: Heart…it was sarcasm.
Heart *cheerfully*: Oh, you should work on it then! I couldn’t get a hint of sarcasm out of that.
Brain *mutters*: I don’t get paid enough for this.
Heart: You don’t get paid at all.
Brain: Just let me work in peace, okay?
Heart: Noooo, don’t leave me! I want someone to talk to! I’m gonna be all alone and friendless! Don’t go to the dark side!
Brain: Heart, LET ME FOCUS.
Heart: Brain, Brainy, Brainiac, Brainnnn, don’t leave meee!
Brain *furious*: Can’t you stop talking for just a second?
Heart *waits one second*: Okay! I stopped talking for just a second! Let’s go play now!
Brain: I seriously need a break…
Heart: What Brain? You need to have a break! Don’t worry! We can go play basketball! Let’s goooo!
Brain: Heart, just LET ME FINISH THIS PROBLEM.
Heart: Look who has anger issues.
Brain *throbbing brain*: I don’t have anger issues.
Heart: It seems like you do.
Brain: Okay. I’m done finishing the study guide.
Heart: Yayyyyyyyy! YAYYYYY! Let’s go outside now!
Brain *sighs*: You honestly act like a child. Be responsible.
Heart *narrows eyes*: And you’re too mature. Have fun sometimes.
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