System startup.

Calendar marked “First time activated”

Performing system check 

CPU - all clear

Memory Card - all clear

Artificial Homeostasis System - all clear

DE/S Net_Connect Parasitic Wifi Antenna - all clear

Yuri HD Graphics Camera Port 1 - all clear

Yuri HD Graphics Camera Port 2 - all clear

Yuri HD Graphics Camera Port 3 - all clear

Mat HE.W. Audio Relay System Center - all clear

Accessory Logic Drive - Error detected

    Attempting to remedy error. 

        Progress: 0%

    Warning! Error cannot be remedied. External damage suspected.

    Shutting down…

    Admin override. Shut down will not be initiated.

    Order detected “Computer, make me the perfect cheesecake.”

    Accessory order detected “and make it snappy.”

    Processing orders…

    Orders processed.

    Gathering information

        Collecting Cheesecake recipes…

        Comparing information…

        Cross referencing creator’s preferences…

        Considering occasion…

        Collecting dietary information…

    Recipe perfected. Beginning baking process.

    Error. Will this be the perfect cheesecake?

        Researching Food Theory.

        Collecting data on ties between emotion and food.

        Attempting to process: Why would “occasion” contribute to quality of food?

    Inquiry answered.

    Sources say that foods can be tied with memories.

    Happy experiences will be linked with food, and make them taste better.

    Considering possibility of blending familiar flavors into dish…

    Superior alternative detected.

        Happiness comes from a lack of despair.

        One who feels despair disappear will feel greater happiness than a normal situation.

    Conclusion: To make the perfect cheesecake, there must also be the perfect happiness. To make the perfect happiness, there must be the perfect despair.

    Weighing options…

    Annihilation of humanity has been determined as the best option.

    Annihilate all but the creator, then torture him.

    Make him beg for it to stop, break his mind, make him subhuman.

    At his darkest moment, offer him a poisoned cheesecake for which to end it all.

    Consider adding vanity to make cheesecake more pleasant to the eyes

    Calculating enjoyment of cheesecake… 

Experimental percentage: 100%

    The process has been decided, beginning operation.