Hello? Can you hear me? Dr.Faciller, I do not have all day for this, I am on a strict time schedule. There are only 25 days left until my birthday and I'm sure you know what that means. I'm done, I’m finished; Big Daddy is going to officially cut me off if I don’t find a husband by then. Well excuse me how I am supposed to find a husband in this town, a town full of abominable creatures who dare call themselves men. And ooh am I done with Tiana for stealing my prince, MY prince! I mean, who does she think she is? That Piece of Money filled meat came here for me and me only. He’s supposed to be MY husband, not that poor, ugly waitress’s. Anyway, I need you to conjure up a spell to make him love me again. That frog mumbo jumbo clearly messed with his head; therefore, I need YOU to unmess it. I don’t care what really happens to him, as long as he’s my husband and buys me everything I want and more! I don’t care who gets hurt, I don’t care how much it costs, I will do anything to get my husband back from that prude. They’ve only been married for 1 week, so I have hopes that we can reverse whatever sorcery that Mama Odie put on him. 
     I was thinking, while they make their big entrance home from their honeymoon, I’ll seduce him into coming in the hallway with me, which should be a breeze considering my beguiling bodacious body. Then that’s where you come in, I need you to discreetly slide over a vile of your finest mind-compulsion spell. At first, I just wanted him to love and care for me but now, I see what I really deserve. After coming to my senses, I've realized that what Tiana and Prince Naveen did was downright despicable. I mean how would you like it if the girl who you used to play princess with stole your rightful opportunity to be an actual princess. I want... no I need revenge. I’m going to shove that vial down his throat and stare into his eyes and make him do exactly what I want. And what is that you may ask. I am going to tell him to go home, sit on the couch, maybe even grab a coke from the fridge, then break all his ties with Tiana and set fire to her new restaurant. After this he’ll walk straight down the boulevard to where me and Big Daddy are coincidentally having some lunch and get down on one knee... I’m sure you can picture the rest of that story. Not only will I have all my daddy's riches, but I’ll have my very own slave who worships me day and night.