Congrats newly minted Stick Combat Player!
“Now you can play COD in a new way, Stick Combat! You can’t be on a team anymore. How fun, no more team killing or help! All you need now is to know the best ways to make people mad! It’s easy with my “How to be a NOOB” DVD series.
9 essentials just to get you started!
Make sure you always, ALWAYS aim for the legs. Killing someone by legging them will go half as fast so they get extra mad if you win!
Use the worst weapons you can get to make sure everyone knows you have no idea how to play the game.
If possible only use explosive weapons and make sure to miss the one that is shooting you and hit someone next to them.
See if you can find the most defendable camping spot and kill everyone that tries to come in.
ALWAYS say “REKT” or “HaHa NOOB” right after you get a kill.
When playing one bullet always try to get the “2 bullets, 2 guns” glitch and miss both shots. Remember knifing is hard, try to use it after missing and getting hit first.
Use the “Hazson” method and make sure everyone knows where you are but can't hit you, oh and you can hit them.
Only use attachments that do nothing at all but just plain annoy EVERYONE.
If you are losing and you are the only other person, leave the game so they can't win!
“See player, you can be a noob too! It’s easy with my “How to be a NOOB” DVD series! Buy now and get my “You Just Got Scammed” DVD series for a low, low price*!

           Signed, 
       Bigwindchill**
Pro at Stick Combat
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**gamer tag of Jack Phillips