Dude

Go to Westglades tutoring on Monday and get your form signed; go to Douglas tutoring on Tuesday and give me your form to sign; don't wear sleeveless shirts in the sun; finish all your homework before sundown; turn in your service hours right after you get them signed; when buying paper to do your homework on, make sure it is college ruled, because that way you can't do maximum work on them; write down every formula before studying them; is it true that you sing reggae in debate class?; always play music in such a way that it won't turn someone else's stomach; on Fridays always associate with scholars and not the stoners you are so bent on becoming; don't sing reggae in debate class; you mustn't help leeches, not even with homework; don't text during class - teachers will hate you; but I never sing reggae in public at all and never in debate class; this is how to do electrostatics; this is how to use integration with the electrostatics you have just learned; this is how to appear intelligent when you see respect coming down and so to prevent yourself from looking like the stoner I know you are so bent on becoming; this is how you hide your report card so that the parents don't have a fit; this is how you hide your interim so that the parents don't have a fit; this is how you do thermodynamics - far from me, because thermodynamics harbors headaches; this is how you sweep a minor; this is how you sweep an arpeggio; this is how you tap the diminished scale; this is how you smile about something you don't care about; this is how you smile about something you hate; this is how you set good habits for junior year; this is how you set good habits for high school even during senior year; this is how you set good habits for college; this is how to behave in the presence of scholars, and this way they won't recognize immediately the stoner I have warned you against becoming; be sure to study every day, even if it's with just a single day's notes; don't grow out your hair any longer - you are not a girl, you know; don't touch people's things - you might break something; don't throw insults at a bro, it may not be a bro at all; this is how to derive; this is how to integrate; this is how to achieve equilibrium; this is how to differentiate a function before it even becomes a function; if this doesn't work there are other ways, and if they don't work don't feel bad about losing a loser; this is how to fishtail around that corner, and react quick enough not to screw it up; this is how to make ends meet; always justify the means; but what if the ends don't justify the means?; you're telling me that after all you are really going to be the kind of man who will not justify the means?