What do you get when you cross a werewolf with a dozen eggs? 

A HAIRY omelet! 

What has four wheels and flies? 

A garbage truck. 

DEER: Will you be a deer and lend me some doe 

BEAR: How much?

DEER: Oh, a buck or two.

BEAR: I CAN'T BEAR THIS! 

KNOCK KNOCK 

knock knock

whos there?

Barbie 

Barbie who? 

BARBIEQ CHICKEN! 

Knock knock

whos there? 

Andrew 

Andrew who? 

Andrew(Ann drew) on the wall and now she is in big trouble! 

What could it be? 

What red and mushy and found in-between sharks teeth?

Slow swimmers 

What do you call a bear that cries a lot? 

Winnie the boohoo 

Knock Knock

who is it? 

dishes who? 

dishes 

sadly, Dishes the end